hilaryalehman

Loves: Writing, No Doubt, pie, shoes, the news, feminism, contemplating theology, a good book, makeup, Bob Dylan, Gators football. I'm a woman of diverse pursuits.

March 12, 2013 8:36 am
"Because of his irrational fear that his family would throw him a golf-themed funeral despite his hatred for the sport, his family will hold a private, family only service free of any type of ‘theme.’"

This is legitimately the best obit ever, featuring such lines as “He particularly hated Day Light Saving Time, which he referred to as The Devil’s Time,” and "One of his regrets was not seeing his girl, Hillary Clinton, elected President."
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