hilaryalehman

Loves: Writing, No Doubt, pie, shoes, Newsweek, contemplating theology, a good book, makeup, Bob Dylan, Gators football. I'm a woman of diverse pursuits.

January 23, 2012 1:08 pm

My coworker, who is getting CNN alerts on his phone a day late

  • Tom: Ooh, looks like the Giants beat the 49ers.
  • Me: Your phone is time-traveling from the past.
  • Tom: Now they're telling me that there was some explosion at a place called Chernobyl.
  • Tom: Apparently, Lincoln has freed the slaves.
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