hilaryalehman

Loves: Writing, No Doubt, pie, shoes, Newsweek, contemplating theology, a good book, makeup, Bob Dylan, Gators football. I'm a woman of diverse pursuits.

November 2, 2011 2:44 pm
  • Coworker 1: Would anybody like any thin mints?
  • Coworker 2: THEY'RE SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES NOW?
  • Coworker 1: No, they're (Keebler) grasshoppers.
  • Coworker 2: Way to disappoint me. It's like saying Santa's coming and then, oh wait, it's your uncle.
  • Coworker 1: Or Père Noël from France.